The Onion | Evangelical Scientists Refute Gravity With New 'Intelligent Falling' Theory

[Jack Stafurik]

And once we've accepted the obvious correctness of Intelligent Design, we can embark on a quest to provide new, more intellectually satisfying explanations for the mysteries of the universe. Take for example the antiquated concepts we are enslaved to regarding gravity ...

http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4133&n=2
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